Rugglestewekalemtoaskomiahaye

My name is
Ruggle-ste-wek-a-le-meno-ask-o-mi-ah-aye,
I have never told the truth,
and I have never told a lie.
All those other people have mustaches
or an Eiko-eye!
I have never licked a pearl,
or ever tasted pizza pie.
I’ve raised a baby dragon
and I’ve kissed a turkey’s egg.
I may have seen a pig fly
or imagined it instead.
I built a magic castle
out of paper glue and bread.
I invented pencils, paper, pens,
markers, scissors, tape and crayons,
shirts and rocks and rain and snow,
and cars that beep and go. Go. GO!!!!
So I hate to burst you’re bubble and
break the news to you,
but I have something important
that I must tell to you.
For I’m
Rugglestewekalemtoaskomiahaye,
I have never told the truth,
and I have never told a lie.
It’s..true..I...say.....to.....you!!!!!!!

---Maysen