Fairy Tales

Once upon a time, there was a magical pink pony.
It slept in a beautiful meadow with magical, glittery flowers.
It lived in a forest of candy canes, lollipops, & fairy dust.
And this lovely, sweet pony had magical powers.

Do you see how boring it is? A magical pony with fur.
Most girls love the stories like this. So boys, be glad you're not a girl!

--Stockton Smith