I'm Sticky

I've been sticky for awhile,

In fact, it's been an hour,

I turned the water on and

Found it was a peanut butter shower!

I blew some bubble gum,

It exploded in my face,

I stepped into the mud,

And tripped on first base.

I attracted the bees

And they swarmed to my side,

I ran home with bee stings

And honey from the hive.

I'm messy, I'm sticky

Now I've told you why,

Can I get back in the shower,

The peanut butter's now dry.

--Maysen