People wonder why they call it a cupcake. Well, a long time ago, people made the first cake to celebrate Keith Haddit's first birthday. Servants ran around frantically trying to make a new treat in 30 minutes. They just threw things into pans and hoped they got lucky. One servant did. He was tossing stuff into pots so fast now even he knew what he put in. So watch out when you eat cake, you never know that's in there.
So the servants brought out Keith's double decker extra excess chocolate to the death birthday cake. When they set it on the table, baby Keith smashed his cup deep into it. The world was over. His mom grabbed a plate and tried to shake the cake out of the cup.
When it fell out, everyone stared at it. A mini cake! Keith grabbed it and gobbled it up. His face was filled with crumbs. Everybody was still staring. Then Keith took his cup and killed the cake. It was disgusting. The first cake was a disaster, but it sacrificed its success for the success of the first cupcake.
---Stockton
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