StuperMan

StuperMan

by Stockton Smith

My name is Stuperman, the newest hero in town.
I've vanquished a harmless little bug with my awesome stuperpowers.

I've the sight of a potato,

The hearing of some corn.

The muscles of a barbie doll.

The best hero ever born.

My brain's smart as a peanut,

healthy as some fat.

The voice of a chicken,

and I'm plump just like a cat.

I'm faster than some tied up shoes.

I smell like gasoline.

I'm messy as a dirty rat that never has been clean.

I'll beat those vicious pencils

send the criminals to jail.

I'll get your hot dog for you

and a juice box as well.

My favorite food is M & M's.

My favorite sport is playing.

My 1st mission is to do some easy beetle slaying.

Beware evil beetle. I have NEVER been defeated.

But . . . That's because I don't know any villains that I've meeted!!!